Our dear fish - A - was found dead in his aquarium this morning. The cause of his death has not been revealed by the ones in charge yet. B is being interrogated as I write to you.
(Special Agent Petra): Now look here B, if that's your real name. We know ya' knocked off A. Why'd ya do it?! ::slams fists on table, turns the knob to drip more nuclear water into his tank::
(B): I didn't do it see! I swears to ya! On my mama K's grave!
(SAP): You tell me who did it or I'll rip those scales off off'aya ONE by ONE!
I will lead the blind by ways they have not known, along unfamiliar paths I will guide them; I will turn the darkness into light before them and make the rough places smooth. These are he things I will do; I will not forsake them. Isaiah 42:16
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(Special Agent Petra): Now look here B, if that's your real name. We know ya' knocked off A. Why'd ya do it?! ::slams fists on table, turns the knob to drip more nuclear water into his tank::
(B): I didn't do it see! I swears to ya! On my mama K's grave!
(SAP): You tell me who did it or I'll rip those scales off off'aya ONE by ONE!
(I need to get out more...)
Okay Petra I'm going to make a deal with you. I'm going to show some self control and not leave any more ridiculous comments on your blog (hahaha)
I have an alibi--I was out of the country at the time of the alleged murder. And I do not believe Ande--she is hiding something....
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